Meme

[mondragon]

[ Fuck, I Just Want to Roleplay ]
MEME
INSTRUCTIONS

1. Post with your character, listing their name, canon and permissions in the subject line
2. Go to the RNG to select and play out one of the scenarios below (or pick whichever)
3. HAVE FUN WITH YOUR SHENANIGANS

SCENARIOS

01: FIGHTING - Emotional or Physical. Your characters are not getting along. What do.
02: DRINKING/DRUNK - Having a beer, dancing in a club, sipping some bubbly in the bathtub, being outrageously drunk.
03: AWKWARD - Whoops. This is uncomfortable.
04: FLUFF - Walking in the rain together, pecks on the cheek; give us cavities.
05: ROMANTIC - Play something shippy out. Mornings after, confessions, cuddles, smut, anything goes.
06: IN YOUR SHOES/BODY SWAP - Your character wakes up to find themselves swapped in the world or the body of the person they've tagged.
07: CONFESSIONS - Spill it. From, I've been secretly pining you forever to yes, I did eat the last poptart.
08: 7-MINUTES IN HEAVEN - Your characters are now stuck in a closet together for seven minutes (IE, MUST BE AT LEAST 7-POSTS)
09: CRACK - Why is there a goat in our living room?
10: WHATEVER - PLAY ANYTHING. THIS IS WHAT THIS MEME IS ABOUT.

Shamelessly taken from bakerstreet.

Comments

[gcupsofjustice]

You are in my bed. Though, how either of us got here is a mystery to me.

[lawofcrow]

[And now he's realizing the voice sounds different. Or rather familiar. After all he hears it every day.]

[Rubs his eyes a bit to focus them so he can see who is next to him...]

....Me?

[Okay this has got to be some whacked out dream.]

[gcupsofjustice]

You're only partially correct. It's your body, but you're obviously not in it.

[lawofcrow]

You're kidding right? This is a dream. I mean my body is right...

[And pause as he just spotted those two marshmallows on his chest.]

......

[gcupsofjustice]

No, I'm not kidding. You're in my body.

[Oh, this is going to be good.]

5 wait no I mean 10

[yaylungcancer]

[It was a day like any other day with Badou and Heine. They were on another job, and yet again, the bullets were flying. Badou was hunkered down behind something, occasionally shooting wildly in the general direction of the people shooting at them.]

Just once I'd like to get a job done without being shot at.

[lawofcrow]

[...Hold on. Brain had to reboot. Him...in this shameless body...yep brain was trying to shut down. For all of his badassery, he was still quite a bit of a prude something Makina was definitely going to enjoy triggering.]

W-What the hell!!!?

[And he jumped out of bed trying to tug the sheets to cover himself only managing to get tangled and falling right on his back.]

[gcupsofjustice]

Try not to give me any bruises, please.

[She climbs out of bed, and stretches. It's interesting not having to compensate for the massive weight of her breasts.]

Rise Kujikawa | Persona 4

[kanzeon]

Ryohei Sasagawa | Katekyo Hitman REBORN!

[mostextreme]

[lawofcrow]

Is that really what you're worried about the most? I mean we freaking switched bodies.

[Oh god wait...doesn't that remind him of a certain someone...]

Re: 5 wait no I mean 10

[straydogfuhrer]

[Yep it's just business as usual. And he's not exactly the happiest about that.]

I'm starting to think this is on purpose. Or somehow it's all your fault again.

[paluszki]

[He takes a big gulp of his drink and sighs, still laughing a little.]

Drinking with you is like, the best.

[gcupsofjustice]

Freaking out about it isn't going to help us at all. We need to figure out what happened last night.

[yaylungcancer]

It's not my fault. It's your fault. Since everyone knows you just heal up any gunshots you get, idiots like these guys think they'll be the one to land that one lucky shot and kill you.

[straydogfuhrer]

No. If they knew that they'd be running, scared shitless. Did you forget that guy whose cheek I ripped open? Besides they definitely seem to be shooting at you with more determination.

[Point at the miriad of bullet holes on the wall behind Badou.]

[lawofcrow]

[She really wasn't affected by any of this huh. Well he couldn't allow that to go on for long. Okay. Geting up now and....finding some proper clothes...for his new body...this wasn't going to work.]

Last night? It was same as always. Trained till around midnight and just went to bed. Pretty sure *you* weren't anywhere near me at that time.

[yaylungcancer]

And did you forget that he keeps trying to kill you anyway? And that's only because you've got more cover.

[gcupsofjustice]

I know you weren't anywhere near my bed when I finally got to it. Because I know I came back from the bar alone.

[She picks up the lacy nightgown she'd ignored on her way into bed last night and tosses it at him.]

[straydogfuhrer]

Guess I need to rip off his arm next time

[So casually talking about dismemberment.]

You know there's an easy way to get them to back off.

[And tossing a glance at your pack of cigs.]

[yaylungcancer]

Somehow, I doubt that'd work.

[He sees that glance.]

No way in hell am I going out there. Unlike someone, I can't magically heal bullet wounds.

[lawofcrow]

[Not what he was looking for but it'll do. Quickly putting it on...Yea this doesn't feel that much better either.]

So neither of us were anywhere near each other. And we switched bodies. Last time I saw anyone do that it was that Toto trying to transfer himself to Ganta.

[straydogfuhrer]

You're right. Bettter to go for a leg. Or both of em.

[Doesn't give a damn that you do.]

That didn't stop you last time.

[gcupsofjustice]

[Hey, at least you're not naked now.]

I somehow doubt he has anything to do with this, considering we're both still alive.

[yaylungcancer]

You'd probably be better off just killing him.

[This just earns Heine a heavy sigh.]

Fine. After this smoke, I'll hold off on the next one.