Meme

[mondragon]

[ Fuck, I Just Want to Roleplay ]
MEME
INSTRUCTIONS

1. Post with your character, listing their name, canon and permissions in the subject line
2. Go to the RNG to select and play out one of the scenarios below (or pick whichever)
3. HAVE FUN WITH YOUR SHENANIGANS

SCENARIOS

01: FIGHTING - Emotional or Physical. Your characters are not getting along. What do.
02: DRINKING/DRUNK - Having a beer, dancing in a club, sipping some bubbly in the bathtub, being outrageously drunk.
03: AWKWARD - Whoops. This is uncomfortable.
04: FLUFF - Walking in the rain together, pecks on the cheek; give us cavities.
05: ROMANTIC - Play something shippy out. Mornings after, confessions, cuddles, smut, anything goes.
06: IN YOUR SHOES/BODY SWAP - Your character wakes up to find themselves swapped in the world or the body of the person they've tagged.
07: CONFESSIONS - Spill it. From, I've been secretly pining you forever to yes, I did eat the last poptart.
08: 7-MINUTES IN HEAVEN - Your characters are now stuck in a closet together for seven minutes (IE, MUST BE AT LEAST 7-POSTS)
09: CRACK - Why is there a goat in our living room?
10: WHATEVER - PLAY ANYTHING. THIS IS WHAT THIS MEME IS ABOUT.

Shamelessly taken from bakerstreet.

Comments

Heine Rammsteiner | DOGS:Bullets and Carnage

[straydogfuhrer]

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5 wait no I mean 10

[yaylungcancer]

[It was a day like any other day with Badou and Heine. They were on another job, and yet again, the bullets were flying. Badou was hunkered down behind something, occasionally shooting wildly in the general direction of the people shooting at them.]

Just once I'd like to get a job done without being shot at.

Re: 5 wait no I mean 10

[straydogfuhrer]

[Yep it's just business as usual. And he's not exactly the happiest about that.]

I'm starting to think this is on purpose. Or somehow it's all your fault again.

[yaylungcancer]

It's not my fault. It's your fault. Since everyone knows you just heal up any gunshots you get, idiots like these guys think they'll be the one to land that one lucky shot and kill you.

[straydogfuhrer]

No. If they knew that they'd be running, scared shitless. Did you forget that guy whose cheek I ripped open? Besides they definitely seem to be shooting at you with more determination.

[Point at the miriad of bullet holes on the wall behind Badou.]

[yaylungcancer]

And did you forget that he keeps trying to kill you anyway? And that's only because you've got more cover.

[straydogfuhrer]

Guess I need to rip off his arm next time

[So casually talking about dismemberment.]

You know there's an easy way to get them to back off.

[And tossing a glance at your pack of cigs.]

[yaylungcancer]

Somehow, I doubt that'd work.

[He sees that glance.]

No way in hell am I going out there. Unlike someone, I can't magically heal bullet wounds.

[straydogfuhrer]

You're right. Bettter to go for a leg. Or both of em.

[Doesn't give a damn that you do.]

That didn't stop you last time.

[yaylungcancer]

You'd probably be better off just killing him.

[This just earns Heine a heavy sigh.]

Fine. After this smoke, I'll hold off on the next one.

[straydogfuhrer]

Tempting but messy. 'Sides some other idiot would just take his place. This way he keeps dragging that potential idiot around.

[Raising an eyebrow now.]

You can hold off on it?

[Cause he's pretty sure he hasn't seen that. EVER.]

[yaylungcancer]

But there'd be one less idiot to worry about.

Not really, but I want to get the hell out of here.

[straydogfuhrer]

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. I think Einstein said that.

[Eying you doubtfully still.]

Okay we try that way. If it doesn't work, I'm destroying your smokes pack.